5 cool reasons to use wind power.
Do you want wind farms in the fields? Or would you prefer coal particles in your lungs? We laugh at Earthlings bragging about being a digital, Internet society. Did you know that 50% of the electricity generated in United States is produced by coal?

Yes, there is plenty of coal on your pla

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Your body is natural, so treat it with natural products. My wife, Meera and I searched the Earth in our saucy saucer and discovered the simplest, eco-friendly items to pamper your skin so you can stay beautiful and healthy, even during recession.

Top 6 Recession-Proof, Green-Friendly Skincare Products:
1. Avocado oil. We lo

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I 'm not a mathematician by training but I love math. I can't figure out who Hillary is using to do the math for her on the delegate count, super delegates and popular vote.

The Obama Express is pumping some major steam despite the fact Reverend Wright didn't do the "wright" thing. He tried to defend his legacy as a pas

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Earthlings, Meera and I have always had an answer for any question our son Zorkey asked us. We are embarrassed to admit, that despite having super intelligence which few species in the billions of galaxies can match, we were befuddled, stumped and silenced. Our son Zorkey was shocked when he heard us say, "We do not know, it i

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I was originally going to write about the 7 Deadly Sins of Dating. But seeing as the Vatican decided to make life more difficult for all of us, 14 Deadly Dating Sins it is. This article covers everything from Greed to Human Experimentation. Check out these basic pointers to keep you out of Relationship Hell. Simple things to co

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A quick recap of the past two trading days and the successful completion of the bear mission all week long. The Bank of England and the European Central Bank once again displayed their supremacy in regards to knowledge of the economy and monetary policy which is a contrast to the Federal Reserve.

The BoE and the ECB follow a

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Earthlings, if you are too lazy to walk, we offer you an alternative green technology called a bicycle. Humans should ride everywhere on their bikes. The new fashion trend is riding bikes, especially since gas is nearly $4 per gallon.

5 beautiful reasons to ride a bike:

1. Save the planet. Your average vehicle produces 8

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Earthling, without trees, there would be no way for you to breathe and live on this planet. Every time you chop down a tree, you are actually cutting off your oxygen supply. Why does your species keep murdering them?

You learned the value of trees and the reason for their Earthly existence in grade school. As you grow older

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For a state that has rarely been relevant in terms of the presidential nomination process, Kansas sure has haggled an awful lot over the last couple of years trying to become so for either 2008 or 2012. After the House kicked a photo ID requirement/presidential primary combination bill back into conference last week, the plan

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It’s been a while since I posted, but I been doing some research with new ways of building reputation and traffic to your site.

I found 7 sites that in my opinion are kind of unknowns in the realm of Web 2.0. But will bring amazing traffic .

#1: Twitter

Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to commu

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Why do Earthlings spend so much on maintaining their hair? Maybe because we aliens do not have hair, we will never understand. Shampoo puts unhealthy chemicals on your head, next to your brain. This seems to us like a Didiot thing to do. The planet Earth offers a way to naturally and cheaply clean your hair.

Beautiful, shin

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We are here to help the Earthling race. We realize some of you Homo sapiens are more evolved than others. Al Gore, the earthling who invented the Internet and brought global warming to your attention, is a more highly-evolved Homo sapien.

We offer green tips which will enable you to be green like us. Your species is not adv

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HUCK FINN COMMENTS: If you missed the President George W. Bush press conference, you missed a show. After watching George W., I realized there's no need for me to spend any money going to comedy clubs.

Add laughter in your life by watching a George W. press conference. This might help as the economy sinks into recession. It

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Here in Australia there have been some rather interesting developments in the art market the most important of which is the closure of two long established auction houses. Now before you start jumping to conclusions about the state of the whole art market there are a some things that you should know about these two auction hous

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It sounds like he may be bi-curious. Because he watches the show openly, he mostly likely is open to a discussion about it with you. You two are married so you should be able to discuss anything. Have you see the movie "In and Out"? Does your husband listen to show tunes? Is he really into the clothing you wear? Either ask hi

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