Here we learn why most suicide bombers are muslim, blondes are hotter and it's completely "natural" to be polygamous.

You can post a lot of rubbish in the name of science, genetics, evolution and blame unattractive features on our ancestors. While it’s true that what makes us us, is a combination of many things such as genes, environme

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So based on an intriguing (and completely unexpected!) comment by ‘R.ElGayar’ on the last post, I decided to gather up some of your cartoon fantasies in one place because let’s face it, at one point or another we’ve all thought about rogering someone in 2D.

I’ve already stated that my choice would be BETTY from Archie Comics. Why? Well, sh

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This is pretty much a random list of 25 sites that you'll be surprised you haven't already wasted hours and hours on. Some are fun, some are useful. I couldn't believe that I've never heard of some of them. One site is "How To Clean Anything." Who doesn't need that?

The list is not intended to be an all-inclusive map of the In

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How many of you take the time to really get to know your body? From my experience with women, you spend a big chunk of your lives looking in mirrors but ONLY when dressed, from what I know the sight of your own naked body just freaks you out and brings out thoughts like “I’m too faaaaaaat”, no matter how fine you may be. On the other hand, mo

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8 things I want to do before I die:

-Write a book that will change the world. Or at least12 people.

-Convince more people that Bill Hicks was a prophet that went unnoticed.

-Climb Mount Everest and pee on the summit.

-Find a way not to die.

8 things I am passionate about:

-Music (everything I am…far from being considered jus

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In today’s world everyone is trying to lead healthier lifestyles and live longer, but many people aren’t really sure where to start. With that in mind here are 8 easy ways for you to live longer. This may seem rather confusing, but bear with us. Scientists have found that people who sleep for more that 8 hours a night have a significantly low

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I’ve always noticed that when people use the phrase “the real world” they always say it with those imaginary quotation marks hanging in their voice. I’ve also noticed that people always equate the real world with a job of some sort. After all, that’s what you do after you graduate, right? A job is the very reason why we even go to school. Sur

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I'm sitting at a cubicle in the middle of millions of other small cubicles in an absurdly huge warehouse-like room, typing away at the keyboard. For some reason me and everyone else working in their cubicles have a dog bowl full of water on the desk next to us and are wearing a big silver collar connected to a chain tying our necks to the de

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Japan loves poop like Germany loves the Hoff. In every form, be it children’s toys or flavoring and scent. Let’s not judge them for their affection to poop, I mean, a healthy digestive system is essential for a healthy body and mind, right? Regular poop will get all the toxins out, so really we should look up to them for promoting it so much

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Ok, now we can all pretend to be high brow and distinguished, but the fact remains…no matter how old you get, a well timed, unpredictable PUBLIC fart is funny. Among complete strangers? Even funnier. Among very distinguished strangers or at a professional setting? Bloody hilarious.

So based on an impromptu fart anecdote in one of the recen

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In case you’re not computer savvy, a format is when you reload a fresh version of the operating system and remove all your files from the hard disks. Basically, it’s a fresh start.

NOW….wouldn’t it be great if the world was more like your PC?? Because the world is screaming “Hey! Hey you, assholes!! Yes YOU!! You’re killing each other, kil

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Guys…this may just be one of the funniest things ever.

Here’s an excerpt from the beginning of a news article on the BBC website i stumbled upon today:

“The Philippines government says it has reached an agreement with the country’s main Islamic separatist group on boundaries for a Muslim homeland.....

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I don’t want to get into the details because I’m already fighting off harsh withdrawal symptoms so here is the gist of it; a visit to the doctors scared the crap out of me and now I’m quitting a 10 year 2-pack-a-day habit. But why was I freaked into action so drastically? Well, aside from the fact that generally I have been feeling like an as

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Life can be so stale. People underestimate the amount of time they spend in various public places, and how even though you’re always interacting with different strangers, nothing unexpected or bizarre happens, which just makes life monotonous. I myself, am a certified professional at making an ass of myself. At first I never meant to and woul

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We spend about 99% of our lives with these layers and fabrics hanging off our body, yet every once in a while you suddenly get the feeling that it’s just so unnatural and suddenly become very conscious of the foreign threads rubbing against your skin.

The VERY FIRST thing I did when I moved out of my parents house was strip. And I continue

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