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The Malaysian MILF??

By base 384 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

hahahahahahahaha

Guys…this may just be one of the funniest things ever.

Here’s an excerpt from the beginning of a news article on the BBC website i stumbled upon today:

“The Philippines government says it has reached an agreement with the country’s main Islamic separatist group on boundaries for a Muslim homeland.....

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Tags: funny news story


Body Parts & Genital Psychology

By base 363 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

How many of you take the time to really get to know your body? From my experience with women, you spend a big chunk of your lives looking in mirrors but ONLY when dressed, from what I know the sight of your own naked body just freaks you out and brings out thoughts like “I’m too faaaaaaat”, no matter how fine you may be. On the other hand, mo

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Which cartoon character would you sleep with?

By base 363 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

So based on an intriguing (and completely unexpected!) comment by ‘R.ElGayar’ on the last post, I decided to gather up some of your cartoon fantasies in one place because let’s face it, at one point or another we’ve all thought about rogering someone in 2D.

I’ve already stated that my choice would be BETTY from Archie Comics. Why? Well, sh

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Tags: cartoon hypothetical sex fantasy character


8 things (I’ve been Meme’d!!)

By base 366 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

8 things I want to do before I die:

-Write a book that will change the world. Or at least12 people.

-Convince more people that Bill Hicks was a prophet that went unnoticed.

-Climb Mount Everest and pee on the summit.

-Find a way not to die.

8 things I am passionate about:

-Music (everything I am…far from being considered jus

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Tags: things list life beliefs goals hopes music


The Lighter Side of Depression

By base 388 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

It feels great to be back doing the things I used to. The last week has been…well, it’s been a psychotic journey to hell and back many, many times on a tiny little girl bicycle with no seat…

Nonetheless I tried my best to keep myself busy (you may have noticed the new site design) because that’s the only way i usually float to the surface.

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The Art of Public Humiliation part 1 : Elevators

By base 388 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

Life can be so stale. People underestimate the amount of time they spend in various public places, and how even though you’re always interacting with different strangers, nothing unexpected or bizarre happens, which just makes life monotonous. I myself, am a certified professional at making an ass of myself. At first I never meant to and woul

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Let's Format The World!!!

By base 379 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

In case you’re not computer savvy, a format is when you reload a fresh version of the operating system and remove all your files from the hard disks. Basically, it’s a fresh start.

NOW….wouldn’t it be great if the world was more like your PC?? Because the world is screaming “Hey! Hey you, assholes!! Yes YOU!! You’re killing each other, kil

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Tags: utopia world comedy solutions


The Job Interview

By base 375 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

I'm sitting at a cubicle in the middle of millions of other small cubicles in an absurdly huge warehouse-like room, typing away at the keyboard. For some reason me and everyone else working in their cubicles have a dog bowl full of water on the desk next to us and are wearing a big silver collar connected to a chain tying our necks to the de

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Tags: job interview work corporate stooge satan corporations are evil


Good bye, sweet Nicotine. I'll never forget you...

By base 386 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

I don’t want to get into the details because I’m already fighting off harsh withdrawal symptoms so here is the gist of it; a visit to the doctors scared the crap out of me and now I’m quitting a 10 year 2-pack-a-day habit. But why was I freaked into action so drastically? Well, aside from the fact that generally I have been feeling like an as

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Tags: quit smoking health screwed


Your Best FART Story

By base 378 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

Ok, now we can all pretend to be high brow and distinguished, but the fact remains…no matter how old you get, a well timed, unpredictable PUBLIC fart is funny. Among complete strangers? Even funnier. Among very distinguished strangers or at a professional setting? Bloody hilarious.

So based on an impromptu fart anecdote in one of the recen

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Tags: fart funny stories anecdotes humor


Nudity & Public Exposure

By base 388 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

We spend about 99% of our lives with these layers and fabrics hanging off our body, yet every once in a while you suddenly get the feeling that it’s just so unnatural and suddenly become very conscious of the foreign threads rubbing against your skin.

The VERY FIRST thing I did when I moved out of my parents house was strip. And I continue

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5 Things I Wish My Dog Would Stop Doing

By base 388 days ago from http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com

I love him to death and he’s a great companion in these lonely times…but there are just some things he does that drive me crazy. I don’t know whether he just doesn’t know better or he does it on purpose because i entertain him when i’m pissed off…but he does them anyway…

1. The Surprise Attack

What’s especially devastating about this is

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