Tips for human Americans on how to survive the recession from expert alien beings.
Bringing your lunch to work is cheaper than going out to a restaurant, saves gas and reduces pollution. If you are an intelligent being, you will bring a healthy sandwich.
Lunch box leads to company commitment leads to saving money leads to a h

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Obama can't put her out, no matter how much money he throws against her. Despite the media favoring Obama, the "bitter" comment and Obama's pastor were a difference in Pennsylvania.

What would have happened if Hillary had not lied (I mean misspoke) about her experiences in Bosnia? Would Hillary have pounded Obama by more

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HUCK FINN COMMENTS: If you missed the President George W. Bush press conference, you missed a show. After watching George W., I realized there's no need for me to spend any money going to comedy clubs.

Add laughter in your life by watching a George W. press conference. This might help as the economy sinks into recession. It

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If you want to save money during the American recession, it is not hard for any Earthling to learn to change the oil or air filter.
You will save at least 50% of the money spent at a garage or one of the oil change chains. Yes, you might get your hands dirty but it sure beats being broke.
If you are not able to change oil fo

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People"
I don't care what signs the Federal Reserve sees, on the street I see a lot of scared people. Financial markets and our banking system are based on psychology as much as reality. Perception is reality. Everywhere I turn, I see the subprime fiasco rearing its ugly head. I want to bury th

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People" (political satire)
Even though Obama may not be the most experienced candidate (this is not and endorsement for Obama or Hillary, I'm still undecided), his look, posture, demeanor are displaying belief that he can win.

Obama has become Obamassiah.

Even with John McCain's ridiculo

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Bush missed the key sign. Imagine that. Bush, once again, had the opportunity to repair his broken legacy but didn't recognize his big opportunity.

Now, since we must continue to feed the military machine, Bush could take the troops out of Iraq and send them down to Venezuela (Please see PutinToon 54: American Troops Surf t

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The first time I heard the word 'waterboarding', I thought it was some kind of extreme sport. After learning through our 'non-biased' traditional media that waterboarding is a form of torture, I realized I was intuitively right. Waterboarding is an extreme sport action in the torture industry.

I am proud to be more educa

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If there was a Star Wars intergalactic drama and we needed an Obi Wan Kenobi, I'd vote for Ron Paul. The problem is Luke Skywalker will likely never hear of Ron Paul because the media loves to ignore him, despite the fact he has brains. Ron Paul doesn't have a prayer of winning, because America doesn't want an honest politic

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Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.

The film Minority Report, which starred our beloved Scientology leader, Tom Cruise, is becoming a reality in America. The Bush administration is pushing hard to pass a bill that will enable Congress to wiretap Americans in the name of national security, terrorism and the Middle East war.

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Obama has made mistakes anyone can understand. Sometimes we say things we don't mean, or are misinterpreted. (I am still undecided folks about who I am going to vote for. I keep thinking Putin will come to America's rescue but no cigar Vodka at this point.)

Obama's elitist-sounding comment about small town folks cling

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Things will be even more interesting if Hillary runs over Obama in West Virginia and Kentucky. And what a drama it would be if Democrats let Michigan and Florida have their say so. Yes, these two states broke Howard Dean's rule by changing their primary dates, but who'd have thought this race would be so damn exciting?

My

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People."

We spend billions of dollars on war in the Middle East, but we don't have the resources to stop, punish, and enforce sex trafficking and sex trade right here in United States of America.

America, the land of the free, imports illegal aliens (I'm sorry it's 'undocumented workers

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I never thought overexposure was a bad thing. But after this week, I'm convinced that it can work against you. Obama is leading Hillary. The momentum is in his favor, but the thing working against him is overexposure in the "non-biased" media.

Everywhere, I hear Obama this and Obama that.

Once the media picks a horse

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And that brings me to a solution I'd like to offer George W. Bush on how to form a better relationship with Mr. Putin and Russia:

Since George W. Bush's final year as president is virtually over, and Vlad Putin is going to step down March 2 from being president of Russia to become Prime Minister (second in command), George

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