"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People."

The problem with these two candidates is that they're so similar on the issues. It comes down to race vs. sex, experience vs. inexperience and bitch vs. arrogance. So, let's look at these three issues:

1. Race vs. Sex: If you're a woman, do you vote for a black

man or a whit

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I leaned something from Hillary after Super Tuesday II. When the crap hits the fan, and you must win, throw everything at the problem, including the kitchen sink. Why? Because you never know what is going to work.

In the case of Hillary, she had to win Texas and Ohio in order to stay in the game. Hillary won through a combin

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I learned something from Hillary after Super Tuesday II. When the crap hits the fan, and you must win, throw everything at the problem, including the kitchen sink. Why? Because you never know what is going to work.

In the case of Hillary, she had to win Texas and Ohio in order to stay in the game. Hillary won through a combi

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Obama can't put her out, no matter how much money he throws against her. Despite the media favoring Obama, the "bitter" comment and Obama's pastor were a difference in Pennsylvania.

What would have happened if Hillary had not lied (I mean misspoke) about her experiences in Bosnia? Would Hillary have pounded Obama by more

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Think about it. The ECONOMISTS have their nice little white collar, cushy jobs, live in beautiful penthouses and drive BMWs. They get most of their economic data from sources like our government, the same government that was extremely sure about WMD in Iraq. Of course, they would be the last ones to feel the money pinch.

If

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People"
I don't care what signs the Federal Reserve sees, on the street I see a lot of scared people. Financial markets and our banking system are based on psychology as much as reality. Perception is reality. Everywhere I turn, I see the subprime fiasco rearing its ugly head. I want to bury th

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HUCK FINN COMMENTS: If you missed the President George W. Bush press conference, you missed a show. After watching George W., I realized there's no need for me to spend any money going to comedy clubs.

Add laughter in your life by watching a George W. press conference. This might help as the economy sinks into recession. It

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"Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People" (political satire)
Even though Obama may not be the most experienced candidate (this is not and endorsement for Obama or Hillary, I'm still undecided), his look, posture, demeanor are displaying belief that he can win.

Obama has become Obamassiah.

Even with John McCain's ridiculo

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Bush missed the key sign. Imagine that. Bush, once again, had the opportunity to repair his broken legacy but didn't recognize his big opportunity.

Now, since we must continue to feed the military machine, Bush could take the troops out of Iraq and send them down to Venezuela (Please see PutinToon 54: American Troops Surf t

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Well, the last debate (so we think) is finally over, at least until the Democratic Convention. In the old days, not long ago, it was exciting to see Obama and Hillary duke it out. The magic is gone, Amerikans.

When you look at their faces over the last six months, you see two worn out, battered, warriors trying to throw in t

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Mr. Beck needs to understand that being friends with Russia is better than being friends with Saudi Arabia or China. Last I checked, Russians treat their women much better than Saudi Arabia.

Mr. Beck is using 1950s communist fear tactics to sell more advertising dollars on television. He's got to justify his $10 million a

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Things will be even more interesting if Hillary runs over Obama in West Virginia and Kentucky. And what a drama it would be if Democrats let Michigan and Florida have their say so. Yes, these two states broke Howard Dean's rule by changing their primary dates, but who'd have thought this race would be so damn exciting?

My

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If there was a Star Wars intergalactic drama and we needed an Obi Wan Kenobi, I'd vote for Ron Paul. The problem is Luke Skywalker will likely never hear of Ron Paul because the media loves to ignore him, despite the fact he has brains. Ron Paul doesn't have a prayer of winning, because America doesn't want an honest politic

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Smart-Ass Politics for Smart People.

The film Minority Report, which starred our beloved Scientology leader, Tom Cruise, is becoming a reality in America. The Bush administration is pushing hard to pass a bill that will enable Congress to wiretap Americans in the name of national security, terrorism and the Middle East war.

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The first time I heard the word 'waterboarding', I thought it was some kind of extreme sport. After learning through our 'non-biased' traditional media that waterboarding is a form of torture, I realized I was intuitively right. Waterboarding is an extreme sport action in the torture industry.

I am proud to be more educa

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