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Top 10 Cheap, Sexy Dates

By webmaster8888 235 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Earthlings, beware! Fancy dinner dates are out during the economic recession. We do not understand why humans spend so much money to go out on dates when the end result is the same every time. Humans are sexual creatures and very predictable. It is all about sex, sex, sex.

Why don't Earthlings simply ask the opposite sex to

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Why Didn’t I Receive My Economic Stimulus Check? | Milk Your Money

By MilkYourMoney 160 days ago from http://milkyourmoney.com

It seems I’m not the only one who hasn’t received theirs either. Countless websites are reporting people who fulfill all of the requirements to receive their direct deposit by May 2 but haven’t. Are any of you still waiting? Don’t worry, your not the only one. More than likely, if you have not received your direct deposit yet,

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Recession-Proof Breakfast Ideas

By jedankitty 244 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

It's the Recession, Stupid
Breakfast is an important meal to get Earthling's metabolisms and brains humming in the morning. It is the cheapest meal of the day, so take advantage of the savings during recession by eating a cheap breakfast.

Please do not skip breakfast or you will be so hungry at lunch you might easily over

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Cut Your Phone Bill in Half Instantly

By jedankitty 230 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

ItsTheRecessionStupid.com: UFO Recession Tip 65
Funny and useful tips to Earthlings on how to survive the economic recession from cute UFO Aliens.
"Earthlings, beware of the phones using landlines. They are dangerous to your wallet during economic recession. We have calculated that getting rid of your old-fashioned, un-glam

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Top 10 Blogger Recession Tips to Make Money

By webmaster8888 201 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Earthling, blogging is a highly enjoyable way to pass the time until we figure out how to fix our saucy saucer for intergalactic travel. We are highly intelligent, super-smart beings and we are one million years more advanced than you... but we do not hold that against you. We love Earthlings! We are happy to help you by offeri

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7 Recession-Proof Father’s Day Tips

By webmaster8888 169 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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