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ItsTheRecessionStupid: UFO Recession Tip 33 - Learn to Sew

By webmaster8888 271 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Earthlings, why buy fashion when you can be fashion? Make your own cool and original clothing. People will not know it is not some schmancy fancy brand, because during recession Earthlings are too busy trying to figure out how to pay their bills. Your friends will never guess you sewed it yourself. If they ask where you got you

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: UFO Recession Tip 32 - Drink Coffee at Home

By webmaster8888 271 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Earthlings, reduce your trips to Starbucks if you are going to survive the recession. Please do not get us wrong. We are absolutely, positively addicted to Starbucks. However, $4 cappuccinos will cost you $120 per month, and $1,440 per year just in cappuccinos.

We love Starbucks coffee, but during the recession, make your co

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: Tip 35 - Delay Having a Baby

By webmaster8888 270 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

The quickest way to drain your budget during recession is to have a new Earthling baby. We highly recommend for Earthlings not to plan to have any Earthling babies during recession. The cost of raising a baby right now is high. Unless you are sitting on a huge pile of money, please delay your child planning.

Earthlings, we a

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ItsTheRecessionStupid: UFO Recession Tip 36 - Trade in Your SUV for MPG

By webmaster8888 269 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Earthlings, come to your senses. Trade in your SUVs to save money during your recession. Trade your super-sized, gasoline drinking, pollution-distributing SUV for a higher mileage transportation device you call automobile. The price of your black gold, you call oil, is not going to go down anytime soon. Please do not believe an

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7 Recession-Proof Father’s Day Tips

By webmaster8888 169 days ago from http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Funny, Cheap and Green Father's Day ideas
"Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father

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Lawn Chair Millionaire Membership Cost$…. « Lawn Chair Millionaire Reviews Blog

By GRNMarketingSuccess 70 days ago from http://lawnchairmillionairereviews.wordpress.com

This blog is dedicated to giving you as much information as possible about the fast money system, lawn chair millionaire. This post covers how the money you pay to become a member of lawnchairmillionaire works. If you have had any experience at using online systems to make money, then without a doubt you have had some disappoi