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ItsTheRecessionStupid: UFO Recession Tip 27 - Earthling, Ride a Vespa and Save Planet Earth

By webmaster8888 312 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Earthling women find motorcycles sexy. But do not take her on a fancy date, when she is wearing fancy clothes, on the scooter or motorcycle. A cheaper and funner date would be to take them out for a motorcycle ride, then return to your dwelling and make her a romantic dinner. This will be most recession-proof way for you to have a cool date.

Oil is $100 plus per barrel. We see gas going over $4.00 a gallon this Summer in America.

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