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ItsTheRecessionStupid: Tip 12 - Share a Cell Phone

By webmaster8888 318 days ago from http://putinforpresident.typepad.com

Sharing a cell phone allows you to bond with your human mate, because you will spend less less time talking to other humans on the phone. One cell phone also makes it difficult for either party to try to have sex with anyone else, because it would be difficult to arrange sneaky rendezvous behind your partner's spine.

One cell phone encourages both parties to stay monogamous during the recession which creates more money-saving opportunities such as sharing a meal and opportunities for sex (Recession Tip 2) which is free entertainment.

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