An independent survey conducted by the Papa Hari Institute for Independent research finds that the Papa Hari News Service is the most widely read news service in the world ahead of international giants such as Reuters, BBC and UPI.

Papa Hari explains why the survey is not biased and why you should believe this to be absolutely true... Read

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Mexican telephones are just like McDonald's happy meals -- you get a prize! Who knew?! A funny photo from a Smurf's recent visit to Cozumel, Mexico.
This is a post from "The Blue Dudes" photo blog... constantly seeking to answer that burning question: what do Smurfs do all day? Check out the archive to see all the Smurfs' latest ad

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An unexpected Smurf-snatching caught on film! Sunbather Smurf is innocently catching some rays at the beach when he is violently abducted by a small human! This is a post from "The Blue Dudes" photo blog... constantly seeking to answer that burning question: what do Smurfs do all day? Check out the archive to see all the Smurfs' latest a

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"In an innovative move in line with the current obsession with the Search Engine rankings of internet sites, the Papa Hari Research Institute has come up with a new ranking system for real-life human beings."

Now your worth is in your hands - literally. Unlike a popular search engine on the internet, the PapaRank ranking system is comple

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Terminator Smurf rides again - courtesy of The Week In Blue! A spoof of the Terminator 2 / Arnold Schwarzenegger poster. The latest post from "The Blue Dudes" photo blog... constantly seeking to answer that burning question: what do Smurfs do all day? Check out the archive to see all the Smurfs' latest adventures then submit a photo of

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Bored of the usual kind of "Most Influential Person of the Year" awards that are awarded at the end of each year? The Papa Hari Foundation has come up with a unique concept that will blow your mind away.

Introducing the "Most Unknown Person of the Year" award. To get this award, quite simply, you have to remain unknown.

This year th

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A Smurf takes advantage of a meatball spill at Sam's Club - a humorous moment caught on film!

The latest photo from The Blue Dudes, a Smurf photo blog.... seeking an answer to that burning question: what do Smurfs do all day? Come check out their latest anitcs (building a dam, organizing their weapons) then submit a photo of your own!

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This is an article of a recent attempt at breaking the world record. This is REAL! The record attempt was carried out by the people of Komin, Croatia earlier this year. Want to find out the results? Want to see pictures of almost 400 men, women and children dressed as smurfs? if so, check this out!

"This is the r

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Tom Brady fails against yet another Manning. First Peyton, now Eli. Teams in the AFC East are frantically scrambling to sign Papa Manning to a contract for next year to guarantee a win or two.

Any Manning > Tom Brady.

It's a new law of nature.

Congratulations to the NY Giants for their victory. And cong

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The Papa Hari Foundation returns with a new seminar. This time on HOW TO MAKE MONEY OFFLINE. Here we explore several legal and illegal methods of making money like getting a job, starting a business, gambling, betting, looting from a bank, kidnapping for ransom etcetera. It is not recommended that people try out the suggestions

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The Papa Hari Insitute has started a new school of Politics. Now you too can learn to become a complete politician with subjects such as "Public Funds Mismanagement", "Bribery and Corruption" and "Basic Hypocrisy for beginners". In this world, there are so many politicians who excel in one area

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The newly formed Papa Hari World Government has introduced an innovative new advertising service and banned hyperlinks as they currently exist. Such a move will definitely benefit all webmasters by instantly converting their non-advertising links into advertising links. Furthermore, by making this service mandatory and not opti

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A marketing blunder by a Papa John's affiliate quickly spread across the blogosphere, leading to a potential PR nightmare for the entire brand. I was the blogger who broke the story, and provided follow-up coverage on it for about a week. This post is an op-ed I had published in iMediaconnection about the incident. The story

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I never watched smurfs but obviously some people do, given its longevity and the possible release of a trilogy.
I can't think of anything more 'goofy' than cartoons by a French-Belgian. The garish creations of Disney and others look like they are intended to scare the hell out of children.
But there are messages there and

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